Im sitting in fron of JACKONS and found out the my laptops internet fucking works. So, you see me sitting in seths car waiting to the stupid 50 gallon water jugs to fill up. Its taking around an hour a jug, FUCK YOU SETH. Atleast I have my internet, I love it
Well folks, I did it. Posted an ad on craigs list for some people to drive up with me to b-man and got a bunch of tree planting hippies from CANADA !. Yes CANADA,and I got three too boot, there cool, but they stink like bo very,very,very BAD. This was our first stop in sac becasue the dirty stinky hippie girl need to take a leak.
Nico found this at justins house. It a fucking rotting ass banana that has two golf balls and some gloves stuck to it. Have to clue how it go stuck to it but I ate it. HA ha ha
Im walking down the street when I see this old man dressed in a very nice suit fall down and hit his head. I run to him and he looks and me with blood all over his forehead. I looked at him and said “fuck. you ok”. He looked at me and started grunting then turned around and started grinding his forehead into the cement like someone grinding cheese into a cheese grater. I went down and started holding him while dilling 911. As im holding him hes trying to run off and while im holding him (on the corner of busy ass 10th and harrison during rush hour) cars are coming withing inches of my legs. “God damn” I said, It took the fire department 8 min to get there. they finally got there and I took off.
I parked my car at around 3:36. Cool, im almost home. I walking down my alley thinking about what I have to do in the morning when suddenly my foot hits something. It felt like I kicked a small sand bag. I look down and its this fucking HUGE foot and a half long(not counting the tail) sewer RAT. It was very nasty, I took a close look but not too close because I didnt know if he or she were pretending. Did not want some HUGE rat playing dead and then surprising me with a lunge to my jugular. NO, no, no, not in this lifetime. Look at the pg&e lid on the floor. They are huge, now look and the rats tail. That shit was atleast 7 inches.
I’ve found these babies today at the Ace Auto Demolition Yard in
bayshore san francisco. I also saw chicken john there and he was a FUCKING DICK. Not voting for that bitch anymore. All I did was give the guy props for running for major and said that you never know, you might win. After that he said ” im not winning, im 100% sure of it”. He also said something else and then ran off ranting about something else.
Check out where ace is here
Wow! look at what the city has done to 8th and harrison. It looks an oasis, pretty fucking cool. Shit loads of very nice palm trees and plants. Move-over freeway panhandlers, this aint skid row anymore.
What you see to the far right is a mini bridge on the new bay bridge. This bridge gets workers back and forth with their cars. As you can see in the picture below.
You see that the new bay bridge has two huge lanes. There is no way for workers to get across that, so they built that little mini bridge(the one on top) so workers and their trucks can get across. The seep limit on it is 5mph(just like b-man)
If you want to try this baby out, go to the walgreens on stockton and broadway in san francisco
Yes folks this is the brand new full Rob Zombies Halloween trailer. Looks very,very good. Go to this website to check out all the cool stuff.
Below is the trailer and below that is an interview with Zombie from film freak
What did she do wrong. I thought she was doing good
Yup san francisco is #1 for singles rated by FORBES.
The magazine made this determination using the following criteria: coolness, cost of living alone, culture, job growth, online dating, nightlife, number of singles. To read the entire article go this
FORBES link, make sure you skip the stupid ad they have before the article. Trust me its worth it, you’ll see what im talking about, they have some pretty crazy stats.
The image was way too large, please click the image below and you will get a bigger image of the nights and dj set times.
Got this on tribe, thought it was funny
This is a new google feature thatcame out today. You can embed your maps to your blogs or sites. Go ahead try to find burning man
Located on moss and howard. Whats its story
Art of Liina Lång (Helsinki, Finland). You can find more information about her life, paintings & sculptures from: www.akkijyrkka.com Check out some of her art below. It’s pretty fucking RAD
Yup, my canon 8.0 mega pixel broke, so I went to walgreens and bought a mini screw kit. I used it to pop that bitch open. Well, it’s open and I cant fix it. Shit, I cant even put it back together. Can anyone help.
Get them at the walgreens at 3rd and townsand. Trust me, these socks feel soooo good on your feet. I cant belive it
The first reviews of Virgin America’s inaugural flight are rolling in, and from all accounts, it sounds like a winner for us gadget geeks.
Boing Boing’s Xeni Jardin was on board yesterday’s JFK-to-SFO flight, and reports that the white leather seats were spacious and comfortable (yes, she was in coach), the playful purple-and-pink mood lighting was a welcome change from the fluorescent norm, and that the interior of the plane as a whole was “like a big happy iPod.”
Jardin goes on with a list of 10 reasons why the Virgin Mobile rules; I’ll leave it to you to explore the entire list, but here’s a few of the highlights: two 110-volt power sockets for every three seats in coach (yes!), a pair of wireless access points that’ll have Net connectivity once approved by the FAA, seat-to-seat text chatting, Ethernet and USB ports for every seat, and starting early next year, an EV-DO data uplink for messaging with the ground. Also: a wide range of movies, games (including Doom), and Google Maps on the in-flight entertainment system. Best of all? A round-trip New York-to-San Francisco ticket is just $298.
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